idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.