"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!