sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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