tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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