i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
where does the pee come out of this thing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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