is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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