First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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