You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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