I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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