I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
