i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I need you to use more vowels.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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