yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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