Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.