i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i think i just lost a toe
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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