Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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