i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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