Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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