Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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