Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.