Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just tell him i said nine months
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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