She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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