I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just had sex on a roof
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.