Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Be still, my beating vagina.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
