I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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