Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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