Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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