People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios