She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Randomize