Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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