Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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