weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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