Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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