Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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