Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize