Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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