Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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