i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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