I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she looked like the before picture.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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