The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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