I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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