I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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