That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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