I'm drive I can fine osifer
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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