sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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