That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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