New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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