Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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