..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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