yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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