Whod you bang
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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