I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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